I'm F***ing My Agent

I’m F***ing my Agent: A New Play Uncovering Hidden Truths in our Industry


Union Management Agent Danny Steele writes a personal account of the UK’s acting industry from the perspective of Her, the actor we can all relate to.


Starring Kat Harrison, Taboo Theatre are proud to announce that I’m F***ing My Agent will be on at the Golden Goose Theatre in January 2022 for four days only. Set in a group grief counselling meeting, uncover theatrical and truthful storytelling like no other, full of intimacy, rage, and hope. Come on a journey with Her as she unveils the reality of the actor’s life, from self-taping for lubrication gel to meeting the Agent who would change her world forever. Listen to tales of Nina Gold, narrowboats, and nightmares, accompanied by interludes of Paul Simon’s Graceland.


Friday 14th's performance will be followed by a post-show Q&A discussion with mental health experts including Sarah Fox from CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably) and another charity (TBC). In the discussion will also be Danny Steele (Writer), Ryan McVeigh (Dramaturg/Director) and Kat Harrison (Actor).


New to the Golden Goose Theatre, I’m Fucking My Agent is the must-watch play that everyone should see, due to spark a much-needed dialogue in our industry. Directed and dramaturged by Birkbeck MFA Theatre Directing student Ryan McVeigh, Set and Costume Deisgn by Royal Central School of Speech and Drama (RCSSD) alumna Alice McNicholas, supported by Wimbledon College of Art alumna Melissa Sallabanks-Blissett., with Lighting design by Esther Warren and Sound Design by Ge Ding.


Taboo Theatre, a newly founded company devoted to telling stories often kept in the dark, gives rise to the underrepresented voices and topics in our society through the power of theatre. I’m F***ing My Agent is being financed through generous public donations. If you would like to donate to support the development of this piece, you can do so at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/tabootheatre/im-fucking-my-agent?ref=project_.

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by Danny Steele

Ticket Information

Performances start 7:30pm

Wednesday 12th - Saturday 15th

£15 Full Price

£10 Concessions

Concessions offered to pensioners, unemployed, students, registered disabled and under16s.

Content Warnings

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This play contains strong language, references to death, suicide, sexual violence, sexual harassment, rape, paedophelia, and sex.

Throughout the run of I’m F***ing My Agent at the Golden Goose Theatre, an open-door policy will be in place allowing audience members to freely enter and leave the performance they attend if desired. Support is available to those affected by the performance through relevant signposting information.

Cast & Creative

Kat Harrison - Actor

Danny Steele - Writer

Ryan McVeigh - Dramaturg and Director

Theresa Pine - Producer and Stage Manager

Alice McNicholas - Set and Costume Designer

Lou Corben - Assistant Director

Sophie Leydon - Associate Director

Esther Warren - Lighting Designer

Ge Ding - Sound Designer