The Not-12 Days of Not-Christmas

If on the first day of Christmas your true love gives you a partridge in a pear tree, what do they give you every other day of the year? Indestructible thrush, clumsy coming outs and horrific break-ups. But why isn't that part of the song? Well, it is now - in The Not-12 Days of Not-Christmas board game extravaganza!  

In this one-woman show exploring female sexuality, the audience helps reveal fragments of personal stories at random and pieces them together in a disorientating smorgasbord of delectable confessions.

So, get your game-face on. Get ready to roll the dice on this story of queer confusion and chaos. Get ready to unlock the secrets lying within The Not-12 Days of Not-Christmas.


Audience members said:

"My cheeks hurt"

"Magic. Clever. Hilarious"

"Just joyous. Unlike anything I have ever seen and I loved every minute" 


Ticket Information

Performance starts 7:30pm

£10 Full Price

£8 Concessions

Concessions offered to pensioners, unemployed, students, registered disabled and under16s.