Yous Two 

You’ll never be anything like she was. And you know why? Cos I know. I know you aren’t ever gonna leave me.

Fifteen year old Billie has big plans:

  1. Get Dad a job

  2. Sort out her grades

  3. Live in a super massive house with five bathrooms


But one reckless night threatens it all.

What happens when those you depend on need you more than you need them?

Step into the bathroom with us for this new take on Georgia Christou’s blistering debut play about love, sacrifice and responsibility.

Directed by Sam Smithson (Not Quite Ready Productions), his work has been commissioned by The Young Change Makers at Queen’s Theatre Hornchurch.


Alanna-Davies Productions is a new theatre company created and lead by working class women, producing and creating female, working class stories. Founded by recent drama school graduates and theatre makers, Carmel Skinner and Alice Park-Davies. They are so excited to be telling this inspiring, contemporary story and thank the Golden Goose Theatre for commissioning it.


by Georgia Christou

Ticket Information

Performances start 7:30pm

Matinee at 2:30pm on Sat 

£12 Full Price

£10 Concessions

Concessions offered to pensioners, unemployed, students, registered disabled and under16s.

Cast & Creative

Carmel Skinner - Billie 

Owen Davis Walker - Jonny 

Beko Wood - Fudge

Alice Park-Davies - Rachel

Directed by - Samuel Smithson